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Picture the scene. You’ve got a few small, simple microservices. They all run beautifully on 200mb of ram and scale instantly. Engineering bliss. But wait… in this blue sky, a scar in the scenery, lies an omen. A storm cloud in the shape of a monolith. You need to get this beast running in your Kubernetes cluster but it’s dramatically larger than your other applications. In the words of the internet, “wut do?”