They call him Bitcoin's greatest evangelist. The corporate messiah who brought Wall Street to the blockchain. The man who put Bitcoin on institutional balance sheets. They're right. And that's exactly the problem. While crypto Twitter celebrates Michael Saylor's billion-dollar Bitcoin purchases, they're missing something crucial: He's not advancing Satoshi's vision – he's systematically dismantling it. The greatest sleight of hand in crypto history isn't FTX's balance sheet or Mt. Gox's missing coins. It's how Michael Saylor convinced the entire Bitcoin community to cheer for its own domestication. Here's what the Bitcoin maximalists don't want to understand: When Saylor calls self-custody advocates "crypto-anarchists," he's not just throwing shade. He's revealing his entire game plan. Think about it. Satoshi created Bitcoin to free us from the very institutions Saylor is inviting to the party. While cypherpunks dreamed of peer-to-peer electronic cash, Saylor's building a corporate empire of digital gold – one that looks suspiciously like the system we were trying to escape. The "flywheel effect" isn't just a strategy. It's a trap. Look at the pattern: Issue debt to buy Bitcoin
Watch Bitcoin price rise
Use the higher market cap to issue more debt
Repeat until... what exactly? They call it a brilliant corporate strategy. I call it the world's most sophisticated centralization attack. Here's the dirty secret of Saylor's Bitcoin accumulation: Every BTC that ends up in MicroStrategy's treasury is one that's been domesticated, institutionalized, and stripped of its revolutionary potential. It's no longer censorship-resistant money – it's a corporate asset subject to SEC regulations. The ultimate irony? While Saylor preaches Bitcoin maximalism, he's actually minimizing everything that made Bitcoin revolutionary in the first place. "Not your keys, not your coins" isn't just a catchy phrase – it's the entire point. And Saylor's working overtime to make sure those keys end up in institutional custody. But here's where it gets really interesting: The same people who quote Satoshi's writings about banking cartels are now celebrating as Saylor hands Bitcoin over to BlackRock on a silver platter. The wolf isn't at the door. He's already inside, wearing a Bitcoin tie and quoting Austrian economics. Consider this: When Satoshi remained anonymous to protect Bitcoin's decentralization, was the end goal really to have 2.1% of all Bitcoin sitting in a single corporate treasury? When cypherpunks engineered financial privacy, were they dreaming of KYC'd institutional custody solutions? The greatest trick Saylor ever pulled wasn't convincing institutions to buy Bitcoin. It was convincing Bitcoiners that institutional adoption was the goal all along. While everyone's watching MicroStrategy's Bitcoin balance, they're missing the real balance – the one between revolutionary technology and corporate capture. With every bond issuance, every institutional custody solution, and every dismissal of self-custody, Saylor isn't just buying Bitcoin. He's selling out its soul. But here's the plot twist: Maybe this was inevitable. Maybe every revolution eventually gets packaged, marketed, and sold back to the very system it was meant to replace. Maybe Saylor isn't the villain of this story – he's just the first one to figure out how the story always ends. The real question isn't whether Saylor believes in Bitcoin. It's whether Bitcoin will survive his version of belief. So the next time you see another MicroStrategy Bitcoin purchase announcement, remember: Judas believed too. He just believed in a different version of the story. The revolution won't be institutionalized. But its coins might be. Welcome to the corporate capture of crypto. At least the market cap looks good. They call him Bitcoin's greatest evangelist. The corporate messiah who brought Wall Street to the blockchain. The man who put Bitcoin on institutional balance sheets. They're right. And that's exactly the problem. While crypto Twitter celebrates Michael Saylor's billion-dollar Bitcoin purchases, they're missing something crucial: He's not advancing Satoshi's vision – he's systematically dismantling it. The greatest sleight of hand in crypto history isn't FTX's balance sheet or Mt. Gox's missing coins. It's how Michael Saylor convinced the entire Bitcoin community to cheer for its own domestication. Here's what the Bitcoin maximalists don't want to understand: When Saylor calls self-custody advocates "crypto-anarchists," he's not just throwing shade. He's revealing his entire game plan. Think about it. Satoshi created Bitcoin to free us from the very institutions Saylor is inviting to the party. While cypherpunks dreamed of peer-to-peer electronic cash, Saylor's building a corporate empire of digital gold – one that looks suspiciously like the system we were trying to escape. The "flywheel effect" isn't just a strategy. It's a trap. Look at the pattern: Issue debt to buy Bitcoin Watch Bitcoin price rise Use the higher market cap to issue more debt Repeat until... what exactly? Issue debt to buy Bitcoin Watch Bitcoin price rise Use the higher market cap to issue more debt Repeat until... what exactly? They call it a brilliant corporate strategy. I call it the world's most sophisticated centralization attack. Here's the dirty secret of Saylor's Bitcoin accumulation: Every BTC that ends up in MicroStrategy's treasury is one that's been domesticated, institutionalized, and stripped of its revolutionary potential. It's no longer censorship-resistant money – it's a corporate asset subject to SEC regulations. The ultimate irony? While Saylor preaches Bitcoin maximalism, he's actually minimizing everything that made Bitcoin revolutionary in the first place. "Not your keys, not your coins" isn't just a catchy phrase – it's the entire point. And Saylor's working overtime to make sure those keys end up in institutional custody. But here's where it gets really interesting: The same people who quote Satoshi's writings about banking cartels are now celebrating as Saylor hands Bitcoin over to BlackRock on a silver platter. The wolf isn't at the door. He's already inside, wearing a Bitcoin tie and quoting Austrian economics. Consider this: When Satoshi remained anonymous to protect Bitcoin's decentralization, was the end goal really to have 2.1% of all Bitcoin sitting in a single corporate treasury? When cypherpunks engineered financial privacy, were they dreaming of KYC'd institutional custody solutions? The greatest trick Saylor ever pulled wasn't convincing institutions to buy Bitcoin. It was convincing Bitcoiners that institutional adoption was the goal all along. While everyone's watching MicroStrategy's Bitcoin balance, they're missing the real balance – the one between revolutionary technology and corporate capture. With every bond issuance, every institutional custody solution, and every dismissal of self-custody, Saylor isn't just buying Bitcoin. He's selling out its soul. But here's the plot twist: Maybe this was inevitable. Maybe every revolution eventually gets packaged, marketed, and sold back to the very system it was meant to replace. Maybe Saylor isn't the villain of this story – he's just the first one to figure out how the story always ends. The real question isn't whether Saylor believes in Bitcoin. It's whether Bitcoin will survive his version of belief. So the next time you see another MicroStrategy Bitcoin purchase announcement, remember: Judas believed too. He just believed in a different version of the story. The revolution won't be institutionalized. But its coins might be. Welcome to the corporate capture of crypto. At least the market cap looks good.

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