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“You don’t understand — as soon as I install consul, set up service discovery for my microservices, build my own containerized continuous integration pipeline to build my code from source using my custom language-specific <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/dockerfile" target="_blank">Dockerfile</a> and set up my highly available production database <em>my system for deploying code to production will be so simple</em>.”