Correlation is not causality Moderation is not morality Certification is not ability Mobilization is not mobility Educated is not all-knowing Constipated is not at all flowing Darting is not bowling R.R. Martin is not J.K. Rowling A free lunch cannot be supersized The revolution will not be centralized Grown ups might not be adults All nations might not be cults Lawyers are not under oaths The emperor has no clothes Counterfeiting is not a crime is more sublime Quantitative easing Caracas is not Mogadishu Block size is not the issue A free lunch cannot be overpriced The revolution will not be centralized Your opinion is not science Being a minion is not defiance Having anti-virus is not being immune The Pirate Party can’t win too soon On the news is not a fact You can choose to not react Stevie Wonder is not Steve Wozniak Choose the shortcut and not the cul de sac A free lunch might make you realize The revolution will not be centralized
