20 things founders say and what investors think by@trace_cohen

20 things founders say and what investors think

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I’ve always been told that it’s not what you say that matters most but what people hear. This is something that I find a lot of people don’t generally think about ahead of time, especially founders when they pitch investors. You have a limited amount of time to get your message across, so make sure that you’re clear, consistent and right to the point.

So lets just jump into it with a few:

Founder: Before we start, can you sign this NDA?Investor: HA!

Founder: Our mutual friend recommended I reach outInvestor: Do you really know them or did you make small chat at an event?

Founder: I would love to pick your brain sometimeInvestor: Hmmm maybe you could be more specific?

Founder: Maybe we could meet up for coffee sometime?Investor: I already drink enough but it would be nice if you sent specific dates so we don’t have to go back and forth

Founder: [in email] Let me know if you would like to learn more and I’ll send over our deckInvestor: Please send over your deck

Founder: Our company name is Widget.ai.io.ly.comInvestor: That’s a weird name — why would they choose that? I hope there is a good reason and not just what they could purchase.

Founder: We are the X for Y but with AI, neural networks and some blockchain sprinkled in there but utilizing edge computing. Maybe ICO too.Investor: Jargon jargon jargon hopefully they can back this up and actually have it, not just want to aspire to it.

Founder: We are the first to do this and have no competition. Check out this awesome arbitrary chart with us in the top right corner.Investor: That’s not true and I just met with a dozen similar startups with more traction

Founder: We’re in talks and working with a lot of companies right now but we can’t tell you who — so much interest from the Fortune 100.Investor: So a bunch of free trials for 3–6months that will only convert a few.

Founder: We’re trying to raise a few hundred thousand dollars to build out some features and make a few hiresInvestor: Sounds a little wishy washy like you don’t know what you’re doing and aren’t in control

Founder: We’re waiting on the lead to set the termsInvestor: Eh ok but do you have something in mind you would like?

Founder: We have a lot of interest but no one will commit until we have a lead investorInvestor: Yah that’s typical — most of us will wait until you have a lead to round us all up.

Founder: We have a lead investor!Investor: I really hope this is true and you’re not stretching the truth. Also hopefully it’s a well known VC and not a weird/first timer that hasn’t done this before.

Founder: We have the best advisors from the top companiesInvestor: A few head-shots of people you talk to sporadically

Founder: We’re projecting $100M of revenue in 5yrsInvestor: Good luck with that — most likely double your expenses and half your rev for the first few years

Founder: We’re projecting $10M of revenue in 5yrsInvestor: Ugh that’s not enough for us…

Founder: We’ll breakeven by the end of the yearInvestor: That’s nice and I hope it actually happens

Founder: Are there any other investors who you think would be interested?Investor: Don’t worry, if there are, I will definitely share it with them.

Founder: My friend/family is currently doing legal for usInvestor: That will have to change ASAP

Founder: Google, Apple, Facebook and/or Amazon will acquire us when we beat them because they can’t do what we do.Investor: Sure of course — do you even know anyone there?

To clarify this is generally for pre-seed/seed investments so there isn’t much to show very early on — living on hopium at this point. However, in my next post, I will show you how you can turn these basic phrases and throwaway terms into real meaningful conversations that will excite any investor. Yes it takes work but I promise you it will pay off.

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