Too Long; Didn't Read
<a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/facebook" target="_blank">Facebook</a> has made a major announcement about the <a href="https://newsroom.fb.com/news/2018/01/news-feed-fyi-bringing-people-closer-together/" target="_blank">future of its newsfeed</a> and, in particular, its <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/11/technology/facebook-news-feed.html" target="_blank">relationship to news publishers</a>. It is, of course, posted in that relentlessly upbeat obfuscation that’s the <em>de facto</em> PR language of Silicon Valley these days. Here’s a handy translation of it for you: